circus life.

*sees attractive boy*

*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*

6 hours ago with 21,829 notes — via lovelydestiel, © deucalion

7 hours ago with 1,260 notes — via katzcriss, © blainerobb

shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

walk up in the club like what up i got a big heart

8 hours ago with 23,386 notes — via merlin-you-idiot, © shutupaubrey

#zacharyvalentine #omgg

8 hours ago with 1,654 notes — via twobirdsonesong, © monteithchele

#santana lopez #glee

9 hours ago with 32,291 notes — via inherit-the-wasteland, © chelseawoosh

#anchorman #lol #will ferrell

9 hours ago with 309 notes — via fairybythesea, © in-social

#kisses #love #zacharyvalentine #cute

avatarparallels:

_Toph: _{So let me guess. You brought me out here to tell me your sister’s not as annoying as I make her out to be.}

_Sokka: _{Nah, she’s pretty much a pain.}

10 hours ago with 1,829 notes — via avatarious, © avatarparallels

#atla #sokka #katara

bellig-on-the-reg:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

charlie brown

10 hours ago with 111,840 notes — via livvialove, © mjwatson

#omg #zacharyvalentine

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

SCISSORS SYMBOLIZE SOCIETY

THEY CUT DOWN THE MIND

BUT ACCEPT THE BODY

maybe lesbians idk

11 hours ago with 294,167 notes — via livvialove, © lockedinabirdcage

#omg #always reblog

me: *saves videogame*
me:
me:
me: did i save

11 hours ago with 49,227 notes — via avatarious, © synchrodirk

#MEEEEOMG

demarches:

#i loved everything about kirk’s exasperation with his crew in this movie. every time he sighed heavily or rolled his eyes was PERFECT. #i can just imagine him in that first year trying to get everybody to follow his orders and it only works maybe 50% of the time #bones probably pats his head occasionally and says ‘that’s cute jim now shut up and get me a bourbon.’ #i can hear jim whining BUT I’M THE CAPTAIN!!!!! all the fucking time #because he’s got a crew of geniuses but they’re also eccentrtic maniacs and he loves them to bits #but jfc guys come on pLEASE PLEASE I’M THE CAPTAIN BOOOOOONES I’M THE CAPTAIN #scotty PLS #and then spock has to tell everybody to behave themselves while kirk sulks for a while

#star trek #kirk #scotty #i love youu

#darren

#ssbm #super smash #super smash brothers #brawl #nintendo

#woahh

"You’re a different human being to everybody you meet."

— Chuck Palahniuk (via setbabiesonfire)

#indeed #but weird #words to live by